Podfication Live Performances 2017
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Here are all of our live performances from Podfication 2017! Thank you everyone who attended and participated!
The combined live recording is also now available on AO3 for your listening pleasure. Please note that if the reader didn't wish to be recorded and/or author permission was not available the performance won't be included in the download.
Reputation
Read By: miss_marina95, paraka
Written By: copperbadge
Text URL: http://archiveofourown.org/works/2261154
Fandom(s): Avengers (616)
Pairing or Gen: Steve/Tony
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Steve thinks Iron Man is trading sexual favors to Tony Stark for perks for the Avengers, and he's determined to protect his teammate.
Please Act Now To Claim Your Prize
Read By: sisi_rambles
Written By: Antarctica_or_bust
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/748104
Fandom(s): The Hobbit
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Thorin's invitation sounds like a Nigerian Prince letter and everyone thinks it's a scam
Save the Last Dance
Read By: cantarina & zigzaglurkswag
Written By: cookinguptales
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6057805
Fandom(s): The Muppet Show
Pairing or Gen: Beaker/Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Beaker's puns may be a little too esoteric for At The Dance, but they're just fine in the lab.
Finn/Rey/Poe tumblr not!fic aka the married by food AU aka the space potato AU
Read By: shmaylor
Written By: suzukiblu
Text URLs: http://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/post/142745731502/on-jakku-giving-people-food-freely-ie-as-a-gift & http://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/post/143654593027/you-you-beautiful-human-that-fic-thing-about-the
Fandom(s): Star Wars (The Force Awakens)
Pairing or Gen: Finn/Rey/Poe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: on jakku giving people food freely (i.e. as a gift with no expectation of return) and saying its a gift is how they propose marriage. Giving different food back is how you accept. Rey in the resistance is SO CONFUSED. Why are you all into polygamy resistance people. Everyone is proposing to me. Im flattered general but really jfc where did this come from. I don't even know you random mechanic #6! Oh.... poe/finn... thank you for the apple. Would you like a space potato?
You Can Hear It In the Silence
Read By: blackglass
Written By: waldorph
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2774723
Fandom(s): MCU, Brooklyn Nine Nine
Pairing or Gen: Mostly gen, background Sam Wilson/Rosa Diaz
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn't bring shame upon the family.
what hoodies are made of
Read By: Opalsong
Written By: pissedofsandwich
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9059233
Fandom(s): Yuri on Ice
Pairing or Gen: Yuri/Otabek
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Let it be known that Yuri Plisetsky is killed by his first friend, and possibly, if given more time—and if he could just admit it deep down in his heart that yes, he has a crush on Otabek the size of St. Petersburg—his first boyfriend, during the exhibition gala of Trophee de France. Oh, what's the murder weapon, you ask? The goddamn hoodie. Or: Otabek dresses sexy for his EX Gala and Yuri loses his shit.
The L Word
Read & Written By: sophinisba
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45732
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Lots of words begin with the letter "L" and Luna's name is easily alliterated.
The magic is change
Read By: Annapods
Written By: jottingprosaist
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8755198
Fandom(s): Fairy Tales
Pairing or Gen: Gen, cursed girl/woodswoman
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Then the witch. The woman uncontrolled, the woman powerful, the woman terrible. She comes and she brings fear and magic. The magic is change. "I curse you, girl," she says. "When you receive true love's first kiss, you will become a monster. You will be huge and terrible, a threat to all. You will have terror in your face and death in your hands."
Close to Home (Excerpt from Chapter 6)
Read By: reena_jenkins, bessyboo, forzandopod, & vassalady
Written By: iesika
Text URL: http://iesika.livejournal.com/74331.html
Fandom(s): DCU
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: Discussion of homophobia, brief mention of hate crimes
Summary: This is an excerpt from Chapter 6 of Close to Home, a DCU fic about Superboy investigating the murder of a boy at his high school, that takes place in the Teen Titans Tower.
Any Thoughts On Elf Sexuality
Read By: marianas
Written By: ozymandias271
URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5604490
Fandom(s): Lord of the Rings
Pairing or Gen: Legolas/Gimli
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Any thoughts on elf sexuality? Only ALL OF THEM
How the Younglings Sticked It to Palpatine
Read By: forzandopod
Written By: tumblr
Text URL: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gAbyh6OBo1CUIOwvi-f6fKdlMNk4TSQ0CcXukhOs4Zc/edit?usp=sharing
Fandom(s): Star Wars Prequels
Pairing or Gen: Background Anakin/Padme
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Centuries from now, historians will tell people about the events that led up to the End of the Clone Wars and everyone will say: What?! Really?? Did you just make that up? (Or how the younglings of the Third Floor of the Jedi Temple succeeded from the Republic to form the new state of Crechestan)
Paper Jam
Read By: cantarina
Written By: Beckingham, litra
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5692876
Fandom(s): Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Pairing or Gen: Finn/Poe Dameron
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: "Someone keeps printing out cute cat pictures/messages on my wireless printer and I'm determined to find out whom" AU
The combined live recording is also now available on AO3 for your listening pleasure. Please note that if the reader didn't wish to be recorded and/or author permission was not available the performance won't be included in the download.
Reputation
Read By: miss_marina95, paraka
Written By: copperbadge
Text URL: http://archiveofourown.org/works/2261154
Fandom(s): Avengers (616)
Pairing or Gen: Steve/Tony
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Steve thinks Iron Man is trading sexual favors to Tony Stark for perks for the Avengers, and he's determined to protect his teammate.
Please Act Now To Claim Your Prize
Read By: sisi_rambles
Written By: Antarctica_or_bust
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/748104
Fandom(s): The Hobbit
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Thorin's invitation sounds like a Nigerian Prince letter and everyone thinks it's a scam
Save the Last Dance
Read By: cantarina & zigzaglurkswag
Written By: cookinguptales
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6057805
Fandom(s): The Muppet Show
Pairing or Gen: Beaker/Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Beaker's puns may be a little too esoteric for At The Dance, but they're just fine in the lab.
Finn/Rey/Poe tumblr not!fic aka the married by food AU aka the space potato AU
Read By: shmaylor
Written By: suzukiblu
Text URLs: http://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/post/142745731502/on-jakku-giving-people-food-freely-ie-as-a-gift & http://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/post/143654593027/you-you-beautiful-human-that-fic-thing-about-the
Fandom(s): Star Wars (The Force Awakens)
Pairing or Gen: Finn/Rey/Poe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: on jakku giving people food freely (i.e. as a gift with no expectation of return) and saying its a gift is how they propose marriage. Giving different food back is how you accept. Rey in the resistance is SO CONFUSED. Why are you all into polygamy resistance people. Everyone is proposing to me. Im flattered general but really jfc where did this come from. I don't even know you random mechanic #6! Oh.... poe/finn... thank you for the apple. Would you like a space potato?
You Can Hear It In the Silence
Read By: blackglass
Written By: waldorph
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2774723
Fandom(s): MCU, Brooklyn Nine Nine
Pairing or Gen: Mostly gen, background Sam Wilson/Rosa Diaz
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn't bring shame upon the family.
what hoodies are made of
Read By: Opalsong
Written By: pissedofsandwich
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9059233
Fandom(s): Yuri on Ice
Pairing or Gen: Yuri/Otabek
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Let it be known that Yuri Plisetsky is killed by his first friend, and possibly, if given more time—and if he could just admit it deep down in his heart that yes, he has a crush on Otabek the size of St. Petersburg—his first boyfriend, during the exhibition gala of Trophee de France. Oh, what's the murder weapon, you ask? The goddamn hoodie. Or: Otabek dresses sexy for his EX Gala and Yuri loses his shit.
The L Word
Read & Written By: sophinisba
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45732
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Lots of words begin with the letter "L" and Luna's name is easily alliterated.
The magic is change
Read By: Annapods
Written By: jottingprosaist
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8755198
Fandom(s): Fairy Tales
Pairing or Gen: Gen, cursed girl/woodswoman
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Then the witch. The woman uncontrolled, the woman powerful, the woman terrible. She comes and she brings fear and magic. The magic is change. "I curse you, girl," she says. "When you receive true love's first kiss, you will become a monster. You will be huge and terrible, a threat to all. You will have terror in your face and death in your hands."
Close to Home (Excerpt from Chapter 6)
Read By: reena_jenkins, bessyboo, forzandopod, & vassalady
Written By: iesika
Text URL: http://iesika.livejournal.com/74331.html
Fandom(s): DCU
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: Discussion of homophobia, brief mention of hate crimes
Summary: This is an excerpt from Chapter 6 of Close to Home, a DCU fic about Superboy investigating the murder of a boy at his high school, that takes place in the Teen Titans Tower.
Any Thoughts On Elf Sexuality
Read By: marianas
Written By: ozymandias271
URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5604490
Fandom(s): Lord of the Rings
Pairing or Gen: Legolas/Gimli
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Any thoughts on elf sexuality? Only ALL OF THEM
How the Younglings Sticked It to Palpatine
Read By: forzandopod
Written By: tumblr
Text URL: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gAbyh6OBo1CUIOwvi-f6fKdlMNk4TSQ0CcXukhOs4Zc/edit?usp=sharing
Fandom(s): Star Wars Prequels
Pairing or Gen: Background Anakin/Padme
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Centuries from now, historians will tell people about the events that led up to the End of the Clone Wars and everyone will say: What?! Really?? Did you just make that up? (Or how the younglings of the Third Floor of the Jedi Temple succeeded from the Republic to form the new state of Crechestan)
Paper Jam
Read By: cantarina
Written By: Beckingham, litra
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5692876
Fandom(s): Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Pairing or Gen: Finn/Poe Dameron
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: "Someone keeps printing out cute cat pictures/messages on my wireless printer and I'm determined to find out whom" AU