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Podfication Live Performances 2019
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revolutionaryjoHere are all of our live performances from Podfication 2019! Thank you everyone who attended and participated.
The combined live recording, containing everyone who indicated they'd like their performances included in it, is also available on AO3 for your listening pleasure.
POWERFIST and CINNAMON ROLL: a Tumblr not!fic
Read By: bessyboo
Written By: rosestonewrites
Text URL: https://rosestonewrites.tumblr.com/post/155805901239
Fandom(s): Star Wars (Prequels)
Pairing or Gen: Gen (mild canonical Anakin/Padme)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: "I’m just imaging an AU where Padme’s pregnancy didn’t have to be a secret and Anakin is trying to pick out names for the baby so he asks his men for ideas, and the clones, of course, throw out some names."
and the kitchen sink
Read By: Dr.FumblesMcStupid
Written By: deniigiq
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15852690
Fandom(s): Daredevil (T.V.), Deadpool (Movies), MCU
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: “Wade, you have a text message,” Peter told the man himself under the sink. All he could see were his legs and abs through the haze of pure hatred emanating from the cabinet. (Wade and Foggy trade favors.)
Dr. Seuss Goes to Hogwarts
Read By: semperfiona
Written By: Elfwreck
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1220
Fandom(s): Harry Potter/Dr Seuss filk
Pairing or Gen: Snape/several, Snape/Harry
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Underage
Summary: Snape is not interested in gay sex. Especially not with anyone underage. No matter how many nifty variations he's offered.
The Demonic Cryptid Hellboy (Abridged)
Read By: Opalsong, revolutionaryjo, Forzandopod, theleanansidhe
Written By: Syr
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19836511
Fandom(s): Buzzfeed: Unsolved/Hellboy
Pairing or Gen: Liz/Hellboy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Will Ryan and Shane finally come face to face with an actual demon? Or is Hellboy actually a cryptid?
Avengers, You've Been Chopped
Read By: Akaihyou
Written By: AmericasAsset
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20648153
Fandom(s): MCU, Avengers
Pairing or Gen: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Steve is curious about the existence of the cooking channel. The Avengers get a little obsessed. Bucky nodded. “Last night Steve had a nightmare that Alex Guarneschelli told him he’d been cooking potatoes wrong his whole life and took his cast iron skillet away. Never did get back to sleep.”
Informed Consent and Other Cosmic Ironies
Read By: GodOfLaundryBaskets
Written By: KiaraSayre
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16994919
Fandom(s): The Magnus Archives
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Fun fact: interview-based research typically has to go through ethical review, and while oral histories have generally been exempt, that is less and less the case. Another fun fact: Tim is no longer allowed to fill out paperwork.
Pumpkins
Read by: ItsADrizzit, JonasSollers
Written by: borntomkehistory
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12238200
Fandom(s): Yuri!!! on Ice
Pairing or Gen: Otabek Altin & Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: "Fuck off." Huffed Yuri, adjusting the pumpkin in his aching arms. His face had turned a bright shade of red with beads of sweat accumulating on his forehead.
"I told you not to get one that size." Otabek shook his head, nursing his own pumpkin in his hands.
The True Story of the Worst Dance Party in History (Abridged)
Read By: bessyboo, cantarina, kes (exmanhater), miss_marina95, revolutionaryjo
Written By: beethechange
Text URL: Audio Version Only
Fandom(s): Ruining History
Pairing or Gen: Shane/Sara, and implied Shane/Ryan/Sara
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: This week on the season two premiere of Ruining History, our illustrious panel tackles the incredible tale of the so-called dancing plague of summer 1518, a real bummer of a dance party that left as many as a hundred people dead from an excess of groove. For nearly two months the citizens of Strasbourg dropped it like it was hot, literally. We'll be talking choreomania, demonic possession, and doctors who viewed the Hippocratic Oath as more of a suggestion— and finally answering the age old question, "Do hips lie?" Thanks for learning with us today.
Very Little Changes (Abridged)
Read By: Opalsong
Written By: Mithrigil
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8320309
Fandom(s): Star Wars
Pairing or Gen: Padme/Anakin
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: Reader prefers not to give content notes
Summary: The stars in a little slave’s eyes when she falls in love with a glamorous boy are the same as they would be in any other universe. [Anakin and Obi-Wan focused cut of the text.]
Species Diversity and You: A Sexual Safety Presentation
Read by: Shmaylor and silverandblue
Written by: grey_bard
Text URL: https://grey-bard.livejournal.com/62593.html
Fandom(s): Star Trek
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: A presentation from Starfleet Medical's Sexual Safety program, presented by cute animated mascots.
The Dark Lord (Abridged)
Read By: blackglass
Written By: rhymer23
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/490228
Fandom(s): The Avengers (2012)
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: And thus it came to pass that the Dark Lord passed through the veil and came to a new world, a ripe world, and prepared to subjugate it to his will. And there he did… "Get lost. Don't they learn map reading at Dark Lord School?" "Gibber. There was definitely gibbering involved." "Indeed. I don't think he liked us very much. I can't think why."
To Have and to Hold (Abridged)
Read By: Dr.FumblesMcStupid, GodOfLaundryBaskets, reena_jenkins, blackglass, paraka
Written By: Traincat
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16994790
Fandom(s): Into the Spider-verse
Pairing or Gen: May Parker/Olivia Octavius
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: “Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.” “She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air. “Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.” “ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.
The combined live recording, containing everyone who indicated they'd like their performances included in it, is also available on AO3 for your listening pleasure.
POWERFIST and CINNAMON ROLL: a Tumblr not!fic
Read By: bessyboo
Written By: rosestonewrites
Text URL: https://rosestonewrites.tumblr.com/post/155805901239
Fandom(s): Star Wars (Prequels)
Pairing or Gen: Gen (mild canonical Anakin/Padme)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: "I’m just imaging an AU where Padme’s pregnancy didn’t have to be a secret and Anakin is trying to pick out names for the baby so he asks his men for ideas, and the clones, of course, throw out some names."
and the kitchen sink
Read By: Dr.FumblesMcStupid
Written By: deniigiq
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15852690
Fandom(s): Daredevil (T.V.), Deadpool (Movies), MCU
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: “Wade, you have a text message,” Peter told the man himself under the sink. All he could see were his legs and abs through the haze of pure hatred emanating from the cabinet. (Wade and Foggy trade favors.)
Dr. Seuss Goes to Hogwarts
Read By: semperfiona
Written By: Elfwreck
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1220
Fandom(s): Harry Potter/Dr Seuss filk
Pairing or Gen: Snape/several, Snape/Harry
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Underage
Summary: Snape is not interested in gay sex. Especially not with anyone underage. No matter how many nifty variations he's offered.
The Demonic Cryptid Hellboy (Abridged)
Read By: Opalsong, revolutionaryjo, Forzandopod, theleanansidhe
Written By: Syr
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19836511
Fandom(s): Buzzfeed: Unsolved/Hellboy
Pairing or Gen: Liz/Hellboy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Will Ryan and Shane finally come face to face with an actual demon? Or is Hellboy actually a cryptid?
Avengers, You've Been Chopped
Read By: Akaihyou
Written By: AmericasAsset
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20648153
Fandom(s): MCU, Avengers
Pairing or Gen: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Steve is curious about the existence of the cooking channel. The Avengers get a little obsessed. Bucky nodded. “Last night Steve had a nightmare that Alex Guarneschelli told him he’d been cooking potatoes wrong his whole life and took his cast iron skillet away. Never did get back to sleep.”
Informed Consent and Other Cosmic Ironies
Read By: GodOfLaundryBaskets
Written By: KiaraSayre
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16994919
Fandom(s): The Magnus Archives
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: Fun fact: interview-based research typically has to go through ethical review, and while oral histories have generally been exempt, that is less and less the case. Another fun fact: Tim is no longer allowed to fill out paperwork.
Pumpkins
Read by: ItsADrizzit, JonasSollers
Written by: borntomkehistory
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12238200
Fandom(s): Yuri!!! on Ice
Pairing or Gen: Otabek Altin & Yuri Plisetsky
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: "Fuck off." Huffed Yuri, adjusting the pumpkin in his aching arms. His face had turned a bright shade of red with beads of sweat accumulating on his forehead.
"I told you not to get one that size." Otabek shook his head, nursing his own pumpkin in his hands.
The True Story of the Worst Dance Party in History (Abridged)
Read By: bessyboo, cantarina, kes (exmanhater), miss_marina95, revolutionaryjo
Written By: beethechange
Text URL: Audio Version Only
Fandom(s): Ruining History
Pairing or Gen: Shane/Sara, and implied Shane/Ryan/Sara
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: This week on the season two premiere of Ruining History, our illustrious panel tackles the incredible tale of the so-called dancing plague of summer 1518, a real bummer of a dance party that left as many as a hundred people dead from an excess of groove. For nearly two months the citizens of Strasbourg dropped it like it was hot, literally. We'll be talking choreomania, demonic possession, and doctors who viewed the Hippocratic Oath as more of a suggestion— and finally answering the age old question, "Do hips lie?" Thanks for learning with us today.
Very Little Changes (Abridged)
Read By: Opalsong
Written By: Mithrigil
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8320309
Fandom(s): Star Wars
Pairing or Gen: Padme/Anakin
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: Reader prefers not to give content notes
Summary: The stars in a little slave’s eyes when she falls in love with a glamorous boy are the same as they would be in any other universe. [Anakin and Obi-Wan focused cut of the text.]
Species Diversity and You: A Sexual Safety Presentation
Read by: Shmaylor and silverandblue
Written by: grey_bard
Text URL: https://grey-bard.livejournal.com/62593.html
Fandom(s): Star Trek
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: A presentation from Starfleet Medical's Sexual Safety program, presented by cute animated mascots.
The Dark Lord (Abridged)
Read By: blackglass
Written By: rhymer23
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/490228
Fandom(s): The Avengers (2012)
Pairing or Gen: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: And thus it came to pass that the Dark Lord passed through the veil and came to a new world, a ripe world, and prepared to subjugate it to his will. And there he did… "Get lost. Don't they learn map reading at Dark Lord School?" "Gibber. There was definitely gibbering involved." "Indeed. I don't think he liked us very much. I can't think why."
To Have and to Hold (Abridged)
Read By: Dr.FumblesMcStupid, GodOfLaundryBaskets, reena_jenkins, blackglass, paraka
Written By: Traincat
Text URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16994790
Fandom(s): Into the Spider-verse
Pairing or Gen: May Parker/Olivia Octavius
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No standardized warnings apply
Summary: “Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.” “She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air. “Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.” “ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.
